Portal of "Dieu* de Briefcase"
* The French word 'Dieu' means 'God'. Used here solely for the sake of its resemblance to Cantonese.
All my Junk
GREPES - Engrish from America! Albertson Grocery, California.
A demonstration of how disgusting the voice actor generate their voice for those damn Disney cartoons. (c) 2000 Leung Ho Yiu. All rights reversed.
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SORRY! MS HO, IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE!
RESEARCH PAPER: COMPREHENSIVE TREATMENT TO SALARY THEORM
'The less you know, the more you earn' is no longer the only consequence of Salary Theorem. With rigor in Mathematical Analysis, the extended version of the theorem predicts the ridicule of the business world. Recommended for Mathematics, Economics and Business majors.
Though Salary Theorem has been proven useful for business survival in Corporate America, there are some mathematical conditions that the theorem failed to work. The extended salary theorem presents a more rigorous approach to those extreme conditions, and useful results are derived.
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SUMMARY FOR FORMS 1-3 MATHEMATICS
It was created for personal use when I was in F.3. Obviously sloppy and incomplete.
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Guitar Chord Diagrams
Tweaked UW-Madison ECE Course List
Look at the words carefully and ye shall discover something wrong.
THE NEW WINDOWS ERROR
It was created in F.3 in the fucking 'creative writing workshop' which Alvin Yu fooled me in. It later turned into a discarded piece of writing.
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